Moral of the story: never believe me EVER.

Okay, so I know I said there’d be an Alan Wake review a ways back, but…

Well, we’ve both been busy.  Tom’s been finishing up shit for his course, and in between exams I’ve been doing my Nuzlocke run of POKMANZ YELLOW PIKAJEW EDITION. Let me explain… Continue reading →

A day in the life of Alan Wake.

A day in the life of Alan Wake

Actual review coming soon…

*(The last panel is in homage to 1HKO, a kickass webcomic by static. Read it from the beginning here )

Daddy Pimping out his Little Princess

*Note, although the subject title sounds mocking. It is merely to cushion the blow. The news won’t always be recent either, so shut up and read.

A Victorian father has been jailed for thirteen years after offering his daughter up for prostitution to his trucker buddies, the abuse of this girl took place when she was thirteen to the point that even her father of 58 years decided to say one day, as his daughter was having sexual intercourse with one of his friends, “I think I’ll have a go.” – Of which the court heard at his trial.

The Victorian County Court heard substantial evidence of this man’s guilt including of which a video he recorded of his daughter having sex with one of the truckers while uttering the line above. The father of five groomed his daughter into become a prostitute by asking her if she wanted to make “some quick cash,” the court also heard. Continue reading →

Here’s hoping Bring Me The Horizon are next.

Okay, so over the last week all I’ve been hearing are tributes to Paul Gray. For anyone who doesn’t know, Gray was the bassist of Slipknot who died last week of natural causes that somehow happened in the same room as a metric fuckton of pills and syringes. Just saying.

Anyways, his death, much like the death of Jimmy Sullivan from Avenged Sevenfold, was followed by about a trillion facebook status updates about how the metal world has been shaken to it’s very foundations. Continue reading →

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

SoulPunch Media is temporarily down. We have the painters in right now, and will do for the next few days at the least.

While we enjoyed putting our insipid rants and brief reviews in a public spot for all to see, what with there already being a trillion Maddox knock offs, we felt uneasy indulging in the ancient and noble art of stomping across someone else’s cabbage patch and becoming deeply unpopular in the process.

So, we’re starting fresh, from what this fine establishment was intended to be. A provider of insightful and witty commentary on a diverse range of topics, such as movies, music, gaming, and more. High quality content.

Hint: NOT THIS

Until then, stay tuned. We’ll be back to our regular schedule shortly, we hope. While you wait, go watch Peep Show or something, I don’t know.